4 Delicate White Blouses That Have Salsa On Them AGAIN? JESUS
Long Sleeve Linen Shirt (UNIQLO, $30)
Own menswear chic in this understated linen button-down. Whether you want to look your best in that Zoom meeting or for a hang in the park, no matter the occasion you’ll look down and GOD DAMNIT. GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. MORE SALSA? Why are you always eating such saucy foods? You know what you can use to accessorize this beautiful shirt? A huge fucking bib to catch all the delicious chunky salsa you can’t seem to get into your mouth hole. Seriously, get it together. We’re sick of you.
