4 Cocktail Dresses That Say “Where the Fuck Are the Pigs in a Blanket?”

This structured sheath lets the crowd know you appreciate good architecture when you see it and what’s more structurally sound than a piggy snuggled in a blankie made of crusty carbs? Nothing, baby! Black is a serious color for a woman who takes wedding food seriously-- you know the main course won’t be served for at least another hour, so squeeze into this dress and say yes to the mess as the piggies tumble into your napkin-lined statement clutch.