Flare Sleeve Scuba Dress in Emerald, (ELOQUII, $99.90)
Flare sleeve? More like: share, please! Summon Trayson and his platter of piglets with a bold, dramatic look that just screams, “I hide food in these sleeves!!!” This gorgeous gown will have the Bride and Groom green with envy as they watch you suckle weenies while they small-talk with distant relatives.