4 Belts That Would Look Better if They Were Absolutely Massive and It Was 2004

Alright, we have to give it to this belt: its detailed snake buckle is starting to push the envelope, but one unique element isn’t nearly enough. Try a fringe and metal spokes and four individual buckles, each of which is a different color. We want to see a belt that looks at a pair of bright green flare jeans and says, “This is not nearly weird enough.” Show us a belt that looks into the face of God and says, “I belong to the devil.”