4 Asshole Children We Were Going to Make Fun of Before Melania Announced Her ‘Be Best’ Campaign 

Walmart yodel boy

We had big plans to totally PWN this yodeling child, but when Melania released a whole booklet about how to behave on social media, it really stopped us in our tracks and made us think about how our actions make people feel. So instead of calling yodel boy a nerdy, swirly deserving, dweeb-tastic, hack Beiber, we’ll just say that he’s “definitely unique!” and we hope he never picks up an opioid habit.