4 Asshole Children We Were Going to Make Fun of Before Melania Announced Her ‘Be Best’ Campaign 

This petulant child who lives to make people on Twitter miserable was going to get his dick metaphorically thwacked by our barrage of insults. But thanks to the strength given to us by the announcement of his stepmom’s initiative to treat children with kindness, we’ve decided to spare this adult baby boy who’s ex-wife is much happier now. We won’t be stuffing you in a locker today, little Donny!