4 Asshole Children We Were Going to Make Fun of Before Melania Announced Her ‘Be Best’ Campaign 

Preteen on the train playing “Skrrt Skrrt” at full volume

Can you believe that we were just seconds away from telling this little fucknut that he’s disrespectful and loud and that not everyone on this train wants to hear 21 Savage bleeding out of his Beats by Dre headphones? But then Melania said that her anti-bullying initiative will also help fight opioid abuse and we thought, “We as a company are better than this,” and we completely changed our tune. But this one still kind of consumed us because we do fear teens!