4 Asshole Children We Were Going to Make Fun of Before Melania Announced Her ‘Be Best’ Campaign 

Susan’s kid

Before “Be Best” was announced, Susan’s kid was going to be our first target. But when we heard Melania say that social media can both positively and negatively affect our children, we were like, “Wow, we need to rethink the way we treat Susan’s son online.” We still think he’s a slobby little asshole who refuses to shut up about Netflix’s Beat Bugs and who also always has a juice mustache, but we learned that it’s not okay to tell him that – especially cause he’s a kid. Thanks, Mel!