3 Vegan Ice Creams That Will Still Give You Diarrhea for Other, Unspecified Reasons

Van Leeuwen is a little pricey, but it’s worth it for a delicious ice cream alternative that gets you as close as possible to the real deal, which of course includes cramping, indigestion, and praying to God for mercy while your butt attempts to throw up your soul. “Brown sugar chunk” will be the last words you wish to remember as this frozen treat tears through your body, but at least you’ll know it’s not milk’s fault. Honestly, we’re starting to wonder if Big Dairy has been funding vegan ice cream this whole time to remind us we’re better off sticking with the enemy we know. Either way, this treat is sure to leave you pained and without answers.