3 Pairs of Dishwashing Gloves That Say, ‘Those Chickens Are Up to Something’  

If You Care gloves boast being made with responsibly managed natural rubber, and you probably don’t care because the only thing keeping you going these days is fantasizing about the industrial pie machine that will push your exploited chicken laborers to their maximum profitability by literally killing them. All the same, these gloves are affordable and will get the job done which should be all a bottom-line queen such as yourself needs to know. With these gloves, you’ll know those chickens are up to something but be too busy cleaning efficiently to realize they’re up to liberating themselves through collectivism. Curse you, chickens!