True Blues Ultimate Household Gloves (S. Feldman Housewares, $13)
These gloves are as sturdy as they come. You can wash with the hottest water, pull bones out of the disposal, or even take out some no-good fowl by hand in these bad boys. Just slip into these hefty, durable gloves and you’ll be standing at the kitchen sink in no time, gazing out at the coop and muttering to yourself, “Those chickens are planning something, I can sense it.” And you’ll be right!