Oh My Love Lathyrus Cold-Shoulder Jumpsuit (Urban Outfitters, $119)
Ever wondered what to wear to an art gallery opening? Look no further than this printed ruffle jumpsuit. As you’re gazing at different paintings and not sure which ones are good, just make an audible “Hmm” or “Ooh” sound to create the illusion that you have interests and one of them is art. If you’re worried people can tell you don’t get it, just spin around in the jumpsuit a couple times and leave the gallery. Your jumpsuit will do all the talking, yelling, “She’s a blank canvas!!! Get me off this boring girl’s simple body!!!”