3 Floral Dresses That Say ‘I Just Cum From Anything!’

Mixed Print Twist (Free People, $102)

If you’re looking for a dress with elegance as effortless as your orgasms, then look no further than this chic, long sleeved piece. With a loose fit and plunging neckline, this dress will make you look like you just left a sultry and mutually satisfying sexual encounter. Ha, you probably did! The “elusive” female orgasm? You’ve never heard of her. Slip into this showstopper to let everyone know, “Every time I have sex I am cumming up a storm and I’m always in a good mood as a result!” Yes, blessed clitoral positioning!