3 Floral Dresses That Say ‘I Just Cum From Anything!’
Pink Floral Midi Dress (Lulus, $80)
If you always find yourself thinking, “I’ve never been stressed and hookup culture isn’t a problem for me because penetrative sex makes me cum actually faster than my partner,” then this bubbly pink, off-the-shoulder dress is the one for you. Wrap yourself in this flowy fabric if you want a garment that tells the world, “Oops! I just had an eruptive orgasm. How refreshing!” Okay, O-queen! Damn, she’s got oxytocin on tap!
