3 Deodorants That’ll Be Rendered Ineffective by Thoughts of Taco Bell’s Cheesy Gordita Crunch

Get Secret’s Stress-Response deodorant and you’ll be the driest lady in the office! It comes in gel, invisible solid, Cool Ranch, and–oops! You’re thinking about the Cheesy Gordita Crunch again. You’re right, subbing in the Doritos shell for the regular one WAS a great idea, but you’re really putting this antiperspirant to the test. And it’s failing. You’re going to need a backup shirt.