3 Deodorants That’ll Be Rendered Ineffective by Thoughts of Taco Bell’s Cheesy Gordita Crunch

What a cute little name! This deodorant is entirely natural and is sure to protect you all day long. Well, that is until the two guys in the cubicle next to you start a debate over the best burritos in town, and you’re aware Taco Bell isn’t really a burrito place, per say, but it’s really taking a lot for your mind not to wander and, oh, is that your stomach rumbling? And your armpits dripping? Looks like Meow Meow is no match for the thoughts of cheesy, gordita-y goodness dancing through your head. Back to the drawing board!