3 Deodorants That’ll Be Rendered Ineffective by Thoughts of Taco Bell’s Cheesy Gordita Crunch

Sweat Block Clinical Strength Antiperspirant, $19

Sometimes daily deodorant isn’t enough, and Sweat Block understands that. Apply one wipe to your underarms and you’re covered for seven days! Running late? No sweat! Arrive at work completely dry and your coworkers will have no idea the reason you’re late is that you stopped on the way to pick up that delicious tortilla-wrapped crunchy taco you’d been thinking about all week. Uh oh, your armpits are heating up. If Taco Bell is this present in your life, you might need to use it once a day!