10 Cartoon Animals We’d Like To Fuck

Listen—if we’re going to get plowed by the explosive corkscrew dick found on one of these aquatic fowls, there might as well be a pile of money waiting for us on the other side. Scrooge McDuck might not be the youngest or sexiest in the duck family, but once we’re done doing whatever depraved act he wants, at least we’ll be that much closer to paying off our massive student loan debt!