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Fly on Pence’s Head is Shocked This Blew Up, Thinks You Should Check Out His SoundCloud

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Scissoring Tips for When Your Vagina is a Lefty

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Great Saxophone Solos That Will Make You Feel Like a Cat Wearing Sunglasses

Broken Woman Can’t Even Get Excited About Trump’s COVID

QUIZ: Are You a Busy Phillips or an Idle Phillips?

67 Real Estate Agents That Are Somehow Not the Same Woman Over and Over Again

3 Circle Scarves That Say, ‘I Just Don’t Think Looting is the Answer’

3 Butt-Clenching Exercises to Do Nonstop Until the Election’s Over

Sorry I’m Late, I Was Praying to God for the First Time in My Life

Resigned Woman Just Letting Her Dog Eat Random Sidewalk Chicken Nugget

9/11 Was Personal 9/11 for Woman Who Shit Her Pants on 9/11

Woman’s ‘It’s Too Hot to Go for a Run’ Excuse Stretches Into Fall

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Terrified Nation Watches Helplessly as On-And-Off Couple Gets Dog

BREAKING: There Are Actually 8 Jonas Brothers, But Most of Them Are Missing

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Election Day During Scorpio Season, Classic

Wow! This Tortoise Turned 150 and Smokes a Pack a Day

Absolute Moron: This Man Wants to Be an Actor Even Though Ethan Hawke Already Exists

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Slutty Outfits You Can’t Wear Because Your Dad is a Strict, Overprotective Sea King

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