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Woman Responds to Literally Any Question With ‘I Don’t Know, I’m Off Instagram’

Weird! Friend Keeps Reading a Lot of Books as if She’s Trying to Win a Pizza Party or Something

‘Sundresses Are So Hot,’ Says Man Who Doesn’t Know What a Sundress Is

PETA Urges Public to Consider the Ethical Implications of Animal Crackers in Their Soup

Tyrant? This Man Became the Mayor of Flavortown Without Ever Holding a Fair Election

Family Dog Enters Mantel Era

I’ll Try Anything in Bed, as Long as It’s Your Idea Because What if What I Want Is Weird?

QUIZ: Is Your A/C Unit Dripping Because You Installed It Wrong Or Is It Just Horny as Fuck?

Why Spending the Night in a Haunted Mansion May Be Millennials Only Chance at Home Ownership

Embarrassing! Woman Reading Book on Subway Only on Page One

Wait, What? Friend Actually Agrees Other Friend Might Be Mad At You

‘Heyyyyyy!’ Texts Woman in Preamble to Request for Kidney

QUIZ: Do You Really Like to Rollerskate or Are You Just a Bored Bisexual?

Sad! 18-Year-Old Woman Still Thinks She Can Be the Dancing Queen

Couple on Tinder Seeking a Third to Do Haim’s Little Dance With Them

Phew! Man Who Just Groped You Is Gay

QUIZ: Are Your Parents Divorced, or Should They Be?

Uh Oh! Friend With Boat Wants to Talk Politics

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