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Why I Want a Guy Taller Than Me but Not Tall Enough That He Can See My Dandruff

Friend With Movie Theater Membership Obsessed With Telling You How Fast It Pays for Itself

Christian Judge Announces Only Appropriate Ways to Start a Family Are Virgin Birth and Sex With Him

Woman at Concert Hopes Everyone’s Impressed She Knows All the Songs

Woman Too Tired to Maintain Sleep Schedule

Woman Doesn’t Care About Members of the Royal Family Unless They Haven’t Been Seen for Two Months

Woman Very Secure in Negative Self-Image of Herself

Good for Her! Flower Getting Eaten Out by Bee

How I Make Time for Reading by Turning on Subtitles

Sunburn - Reductress

Free Face Peel? This Woman Got a Sunburn

REPORT: It’s Always Fucking Something

Backless Gowns That’ll Make Him Say, ‘We Should Biopsy This One Just in Case’

Modern Cinderella? This Woman Has Mice in Her House

Spidey Sense? This Man Can Always Tell When You’re About to Get Over Him

4 Classic 18th Century Novels to Embark Upon Now That Your Vibrator Died

Woman Only Has Firm Boundaries When Ignoring Emails Nancy Pelosi Specifically Said Not To

4 Guys You’ll Date in Your 20s Who Will Add You on LinkedIn in Your 30s

‘Well Now It Sounds Mean,’ Says Woman Whose Friend Just Repeated Her Statement Back to Her

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