Author Archives for Monica Mattson

Find Someone That Looks at You the Way a Baby Looks at Light Fixtures

How to Sage Away Evil Spirits in That Burrito Supreme You Had for Lunch

Indoor Plants That Will Thrive in All That Shade You Throw

Winter Soups That Double as Spring Douches

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Was It Inhumane to Eat My Own Chia Pet?

Intense Pregnancy Workouts That Will Make Everyone Nervous

What The Fuck is Wrong With All My Friends?

10 More Ways to Bring Kale into the Conversation

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Muffins That Scream, ‘I MAJORED IN WOMEN’S STUDIES!’

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6 Things To Contribute To A Work Meeting When You Haven’t Been Listening

How to Stop Confusing Your Remote for Your Vibrator

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DIY Braided Hairstyle in 75 Simple Steps

The Single Best Face for Any Haircut!

Area Woman Not Living Up To ‘Mexican Friend’ Duties