Author Archives for McKayley Gourley

Nice! Woman Wearing Apple Watch at Party Knows Exact Health Benefits of Having Fun

4 Ankle Weights to Make Your Hot Girl Walk More Sisyphean

Suspicious? Woman Wants to Keep Her Receipt

‘I Deserve a Little Treat,’ Says Woman Who Has Never Denied Herself Anything

How to Cope With the Fact That Your Boyfriend Is Just a Person That Someone Went to High School With

Why I Stopped Engaging in Aftercare and Started Dumping Gatorade on Him After Sex

How to Practice Body Neutrality Even Though You Yearn to Stand for Something

The Best Shoes for Standing Awkwardly on the Fringes of a Small Group

‘That’s So Funny!’ Says Woman Trying to Survive Uber Ride

Woman Inconsolable After Seeing Old Person Enjoying Meal Alone at Restaurant

BREAKING: The First Outfit You Had on Was the One

How to Ditch the Small Talk and Make All Your Conversations Intimate and Weird

QUIZ: Is Your A/C Unit Dripping Because You Installed It Wrong Or Is It Just Horny as Fuck?

Embarrassing! Woman Reading Book on Subway Only on Page One

Renovation Win! Woman Tears Up Pelvic Floor and Discovers Real Hardwood

How to Leave Someone a Voicemail Without Imagining Them Listening to It After You’re Dead

Password Expiration Policy Forces Woman to Change Dog’s Name Every 60 Days

How To Put On Your Duvet Cover More Easily By Getting Your Duvet Hard First

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