Author Archives for Lyndsay Rush

Why My Safe Word Is, “Roll That Beautiful Bean Footage.”

7 High-Impact Sports Bras That Have Trapped You And Made You Their Prisoner

Wow! Kelly Felt Cute But Did Not Delete Later

Get Him Rock Hard By Accepting Him As A Complex Human Being Capable of Change

6 Bedroom Chairs That Say, “Please Stop Treating Me Like A Closet, I’m Begging You”

Wow! This Woman Spotted A Guitar At Her Date’s Apartment And Didn’t Ask If He Plays

Help! My Boyfriend Refuses To Glow Up

How To Resist Talking About Beans From Even Stevens Every Time You See Beans On A Menu

Bullet Point Rejection Text Actually Worse Than Being Ghosted

How To Wear Bell Sleeves Without Going ‘Bing Bong’ Every Time You Move Your Arms

I Didn’t Know I Was Sunburned Until One Brave Soul Pointed It Out

Vocal Warmups For Meekly Shouting, ‘Someone’s In Here!’ From The Starbucks Bathroom

This Woman Is So Thirsty She Just Calmly Asked Where The Relationship Was Going

The Best Yoga Pants for Sliding Down a Banister and Impressing Your Crush

How To Let Your Bachelor-Viewing Party Know That You Support Women Just Not These Women

4 Cool Girl Hairstyles That Are No Longer Cool the Minute You Call Them That

How to Tell If You’re Blackout Drunk or Black Eyed Peas Karaoke Drunk

How to Convince Him Your Unwashed Hair Is About Water Conservation

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