Author Archives for Jerry Abejo

Joanie’s Going Through Some Weird Bean Phase

7 Songs to Make Him Stop Humping You

5 Great Meats for the Perfect Meat Party

Woman Achieves Dream Of Standing Outside TODAY Show Window

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7 Sound Effects to Ease You Through a Messy Breakup

I Dumped Him for Slayer Because Slayer Rules

Find Out How He Really Feels About You by Taking His Boner Temperature

I Don’t Know Why I Keep Breaking Guy’s Dicks

Facial Peel Reveals Entirely New Face

Female Executive Gains Respect By Talking Into Electric Fan

Why I Took His Last Name, Even Though It’s ‘Porky’

The Man I Love Keeps Dragging Me Along on His Globe-Spanning Adventures

6 Handy Excuses for When Your Potluck Dish Gives Everyone Food Poisoning

Therapist Finds Amy’s Problems ‘Absolutely Hilarious’

Jenna’s Etsy Shop Shows Signs of Increasing Mental Instability

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Makeup Tips That Will Get You Sent Home from Work

Ten Sexy Things You Can Do with a Loaded Gun

Ready to Shed Your Party-Girl Past? Well, You Can’t.