Ready to Shed Your Party-Girl Past? Well, You Can’t. Issue 8.5 - Print Edition - Nov 26, 2014 By: Jerry Abejo Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: RegretParty Girls Are You the Asian Girlfriend He Deserves? Is He Your Soulmate? Or Your Son Visiting You From the Future?