Author Archives for Freddie Shanel

Study Finds Hovering Over Toilet Seat Counts as Anaerobic Exercise

Study Finds Everyone Can Tell This Is the First Time You’re Trying Out This Aesthetic

I LIVED IT: I Played a Cool Song at a Party but Everyone Was Fucking Talking

Woman Sitting on Subway in Shorts Fears Nothing, Bows to No One

Nice! This Woman Is Quitting Coffee to Save Money for Cocaine

Uh Oh! Woman Who Is Better Than You Is Insecure

I Went to a Concert and the Fans Were Annoying, Which Made Me Realize I’m Annoying

Wow! This Woman’s Screen Time Is More Hours Than There Are in a Day

Study Finds Reaping Is Leading Cause of Distress Among Those Who Sow

National Girlfriend Day! Here Are Four Gifts Cate Blanchett Will Love

Study Finds Love Is Dead and Existence Is Pain–Oh the Scientist’s Crush Just Texted

Wow! This Woman’s Stomach Hurts Even Though She Only Ate a Lot and Poorly

Nice! This Woman Bought Groceries for the Week and Ate Them in Seven Hours

Execs Worried SAG/WGA Deal Will Leave Them With Smaller Amount of Excessive Wealth

Barbie Marketing Gone Too Far? Greta Gerwig Is at My Apartment With a Lead Pipe

Nice! Instead of Planning Her Birthday Party This Woman Faked Her Own Death

Study Finds Loafers Are Sluttiest Boy Shoe

Woman Who Refuses to Work on Her Art Knows What She’d Wear to Accept an Award for It

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