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QUIZ: Which of Trump’s Conflicts of Interests Are You?

Mom Schedules Daughter’s Annual Dentist Appointment for 8am Like A Madwoman

4 Beautiful Dollhouses That Stunt On Your Apartment

How to Impress Your Boyfriend’s Mother When His Cum Is Still Inside You

6 Mall Santas Who Have Better Health Insurance Than You

Duvet Covers That You Might Accidentally Zip Yourself Into

I Don’t See Skin Color; I Just See Skeletons and It’s Kind of Spooky

Isn’t This, Like, the Third Going Away Party for Rebecca?

New Study Shows That He’s Wrong For You, Mallory

Gender-Neutral Toys Both of Your Kids Will Hate This Holiday Season

Jill Stein Uses Leftover Recount Money to Fund Folk Rock EP

How to Spot Fake Gilmore Girls News

How to Sit on Santa Without Making Things Weird

How to Bring a Cuck Home for the Holidays

Beautiful Duvets To Fill With Farts After A Long Winter’s Day

Creative Holiday Treats That Say, ‘I Know Who You Voted For And I’m Not Forgetting’

How to Explain to Your Child That Santa Isn’t Woke

I Can’t Be a Jerk, I Was a Geek in High School

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