Author Archives for Cassie Grimaldi

Keep Your Apartment Organized by Not Fucking a Stranger Every Weekend

How To Get All the Clutter Out of Your Pores

Flower Girl Just Not Ready for White-Knuckle Intensity of Karen’s Wedding

6 Spells You Can Do With Your Vaginal Yeast

How to Live Your Truth but Still Lie for Fun

Soft Bras Your Weird Boobs Will Look Weird In

How to Talk Dirty So He Knows You Have an MFA in Creative Writing

5 Guy Fieri Quotes to Let Him Know You Came

Complex Summer Braids to Sculpt Your Upper Arms

How I Learned to Love My Abscessed Tooth

French Man - Reductress

Kinder: A New Dating App Exclusively for Men with Kind Eyes

Burn More Calories By Constantly Adjusting Your Workout Pants

Taylor Swift’s Girl Gang Added to Federal Watch List

Wait What? I Wasn’t Listening.