Tag Archive: Makeup

Woman Somehow Feeling the Need to Convince Friend to Buy Useless Makeup Item She Just Purchased

Dog Rescued From Makeup Testing Facility Serving Face

‘Drag Queens Make a Mockery of Femininity,’ Says Republican Woman Who Can’t Blend Her Foundation

Why I Always Blend Makeup With My Ring Finger Before Using My Whole Hand to Rub My Eye

Woman Refuses to Throw Out Old Makeup Just in Case She Needs Eye Infection One Day

Why I’m Having Kids so I Have Someone to Blame if My Makeup Looks Kind of Bad

Maybelline Unveils New Lipstick Specially Designed to Write Ominous Threats on Mirrors

Woman With Ten-Step Skincare Routine Hasn’t Washed Makeup Brushes in Years

I Don’t Wear Lipstick to Please Men. I Wear It Because It Reminds Me of My Dog’s Penis

Wow! This Foundation Matches Your Skin Tone Exclusively Under Sephora Lighting

4 Waterproof Mascaras We Got to Test by Going on the Log Flume Over and Over Again

Zit Thankful for Delicious Meal of Concealer

Woman Still Paying for Student Loans, Credit Card, and When She Went to Bed With Makeup On Last Week

Nice! Woman Gives Up Drinking but Not Sleeping With Her Makeup On

How to Get the Sensual Glow of a Disinterested Woman in a Renaissance Painting

How to Do the Perfect Cat Eye with Just the Right Amount of Crusties

Woman Doing Makeup at Green Light Flattered by All the Honks She’s Getting

Geologists Find Historical Record of Last 3 Million Years in Woman’s Makeup Brushes

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