After breaking up with her girlfriend about a month ago, Brooklyn resident Sidra Kensington has firmly proclaimed to her friends that she’s not looking to date right now, but that she’s also not exactly looking to not date, if that makes sense.
“It’s like, I’m not scrolling on any dating apps right now,” Sidra told reporters. “But if any of my friends know anyone hot that they think I’d like, I’m not saying I’d be opposed to that! Also, I am scrolling on dating apps, but not like, in a serious way.”
According to reports, Sidra is just not focused on dating right now unless she finds someone attractive or is asked out.
“I’m not single and ready to mingle,” Sidra said, “but I am single and ready to see what’s out there if there’s something good. Y’know what I mean?”
Witnesses report that they didn’t really get what she meant, but they’ll still support her regardless.
“I totally respect that Sidra doesn’t really want to date right now,” Sidra’s friend, Malory, told us. “But when she changed her mind and said that she was actually sort of open to it when a hot guy passed by us on the street, I was definitely a little confused.”
However, despite her friends’ confusion, Sidra feels that her approach to dating is extremely straightforward.
“I’m way too busy to date right now,” she told us. “But also, I have a crush on a girl I’ve been talking to recently and if she wants to date then I can definitely make some room in my schedule.”
At press time, Sidra is “super happy being single” even though she’s been seeing the same person for over two months now.
