In an inspiring story of reinvention, 25-year-old Yuval Gavish has decided that today is the day she’s finally going to wear lingerie out of the house! In unrelated news, it also happens to be laundry day.
“I’ve been trying to work up the confidence to wear this lingerie corset forever,” Yuval told reporters gathered at the scene. “And when I woke up this morning, I could just sense that today was different. It was finally time to put it on.”
Sources confirm today also happens to be the one day of the month she runs out of clean underwear and bras, which makes the combination bra-and-underwear one-piece particularly convenient.
“Fashion is all about never standing still. It’s about constantly reinventing yourself, pushing the boundaries, and not giving a shit whether the people around you think your outfit is ‘unconventional,’” Yuval continued, sniffing each of her bras to see if any were clean, or at least wearable. “When you’re most scared to try an outfit, that’s when you jump.”
As a correction, today was not actually the day she ran out of clean underwear: that was yesterday, but she figured she could squeeze one more day out of a pair of underwear if she wore it inside out.
“Any time Yuval leaves the house in a particularly risky outfit, I know it’s laundry day,” said her roommate, Henrietta Hewes. “If she’s breaking out things like the red bra that kind of doesn’t fit, the see-through top she got from Anthropologie, or her mom’s childhood dress, I can safely assume she’s past even the tier-3 rotation, and that’s a scary place to be. She wore all of those things last weekend.”
According to reporters at the scene, there is no other reason for Yuval to start wearing lingerie today of all days. She’s just going into the office and has no plans after work, nor does she have a significant other or situationship to account for. In fact, it would seem today is a rather bad day to wear incorporate lingerie into an outfit, considering it’s supposed to be a little chilly in the afternoon.
“Fashion innovation waits for no one,” Yuval continued, glancing around the door to see if she recognized anyone on this street before stepping out of the house.
At press time, Yuval had chickened out, run back upstairs, and decided if she wore a clean pair of pants and a shirt that looked good with some nipple, she could probably get away with not wearing underwear or a bra today. Innovate, girlie!
