Wire Rim Glasses That Say, ‘Could This Be My Thing?’ 

Wistful (EyeBuyDirect, $32)

You’d better put your current prescription into these frames and stat because you’ll need 20/20 vision to read everyone’s reaction to this glasses choice! You can help gauge people’s true feelings by asking questions like, “So do you think these wireframes are my thing or what?” Trends change like the weather but these are a semi-permanent addition to your face, so remember that while you try to overpower your own lukewarm feelings with artificially extracted approval from others. These are cool, right? Only God knows. So go and practice confidence while ordering a latte or whatever in these wire-rim glasses! Whatever you do, just don’t think about how maybe you should have gotten those chunky clear ones.