The winter leg hair of Brittany Guerrero was granted an extension this week, tacking on what may be another month or two of free and unbridled growth.
“Normally it’s just about now, at the start of spring that I’d dust off my razor and see what’s hiding under all this leg hair,” Brittany tells us. “But this year, it’s looking like the groundhog saw his shadow, if you know what I mean. I’m talking about coronavirus.”
Due to quarantine, laziness, and the lack of any potential for public shaming, Brittany now plans to sustain her long leg hair for as long as possible.
“I think I could really set a record here,” she says. “I mean this might tell me once and for all just how long these hairs can actually grow. Plus I just don’t have room on my plate to be shaving my leg hairs right now.”
Brittany’s boyfriend, Craig Adkins, is un-phased by the change in plans.
“I dunno, they just look the same I guess?” he says. “I didn’t know there was like… a plan.”
“This may be completely unprecedented,” Brittany says. “But we’ve got to adjust protocol in these desperate times.”
