Christmas Light Displays That Let Your Neighbors Know You’re Not Fucking Around This Year

Only “jolly happy souls” can pass into your heavenly kingdom of lights where Frosty is God. Buy the biggest inflatable snowman you can find and place him in the center of your roof so passersby will know exactly who they should fear. So what if it’s too heavy and your roof starts to cave in from the weight of that jolly fellow? You’re not taking prisoners this season and neither is he.