Christmas Light Displays That Let Your Neighbors Know You’re Not Fucking Around This Year

No matter what the weather channel forecasts, a torrent of snowflakes in your front yard calls to mind an absolute hailstorm of holiday cheer. You’re not trying to recreate some fanciful spring morning of dewy grass and baby rabbits here, so let the snowflakes fucking pour all over the place. From this moment until the night of the 25th, it’s the season of Santa and presents and not fucking the fuck around. You’re not going to treat it like a middle school production of The Nutcracker like the sad fucks next door. Anyone who wants to try you will have to cross the LED Siberia of your lawn first. Go ahead, bitch!