In a baffling story emerging from New Orleans, LA, 26-year-old Yara Farhadi just realized that she hates drivers whenever she, herself, is walking and hates pedestrians when she, herself, is driving, a pattern she does not care to look into.
Huh! What could possibly be changing her opinion of each demographic so drastically?
“It’s just so crazy that when I’m driving, every single pedestrian is a reckless maniac practically trying to get killed, and when I’m walking, every driver on the road is a reckless maniac trying to kill me,” she told reporters while staring off into the distance. “I mean, what are the odds? Kind of crazy!”
Sources describe Yara as both a reckless driver and a reckless walker, so it’s surprising that she would contend she’s always normal and everyone else is always crazy.
“When I am a pedestrian, the pedestrians as a group are united and beautiful and law-abiding,” she continued. “We live by the rules of the road, but the evil drivers are always out to get us! I can’t believe they would target my fellow man like that.”
Yara argues that when she is driving, however, something terrible comes over the pedestrians: they all get rude, immoral, and, frankly, ugly.
Wow! That’s so weird — what a switch!
“When I’m in my car, it seems like every single pedestrian is on their phone!” she said, incredulous. “I mean, sure, I walk with my phone sometimes, too, but not in a dangerous way.”
Sources confirm Yara did cause a three-car pile-up last week when she walked across the street despite having a red pedestrian light, forcing a van to veer left into the next lane.
“I can’t believe that driver was driving so erratically!” she texted from the scene of the accident. “If I were driving alongside that driver, I would feel embarrassed for the driving community.”
“She is simply a bad driver and a bad walker,” said Yara’s girlfriend, Hannah Quentin. “Don’t tell her I said that.”
As of press time, Yara was driving to the grocery store. On her way there, she insisted pedestrians were causing a lot of trouble, but as soon as she got out of her car, she reluctantly determined that all other drivers in the lot deserved to have their licenses revoked.
