The Best Swimsuits to Wear If You’re Okay With a Boob or Two Popping Out

Jean Terry Bandeau Bikini Top (Frankie’s Bikinis, $95)

It goes without saying that you’re going to have a serious wardrobe malfunction with this strapless top. It’ll be impossible for this top to stay right where it is without you having to pull the top of it up constantly. It’s almost like you’re asking God to punish you for your hubris for buying this monstrosity. And He will!