The 5 Guys That Will Call You ‘Buddy’ After They’ve Been in Your Vagina

Dominick spends almost every weekend inside of you. He’s reached your IUD strings, but can’t reach the point in the relationship where he calls you any name at all. Even someone else’s name would be better. But nope, it’s always “dude,” “buddy,” or “hey, um.” Once he called you “friend-o.” Like what was that about?