The 5 Guys That Will Call You ‘Buddy’ After They’ve Been in Your Vagina

Do you remember that guy that you met at that thing and you knew right away that you didn’t like him but you would probably still fuck him? That’s Cameron. You and Cameron have now been banging for months and he’s entered your sacred temple from multiple entrances. Nevertheless, Cameron exclusively calls you “pal,” even when no one is around to hear him but you. It’s time to start wondering if maybe your body needs a screening process before it lets people in.