If you’re looking for a high-end product that will still give your hair that signature crunch, just spray the whole fucking can into your filthy little scalp, begging to be clean, and let the good times roll! Your hair will be rock hard, just like your intestinal tract after you chow down that crispy-ass hair. Yum!
Say goodbye to kale chips and HELLO to your own amazing hair that can’t decide what it wants to do ever! Crunch, crunch!