The 10 Most Fuckable Balloons in This Year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

If you didn’t experiment in college, Hello Kitty is the gal to start with. As one of only two lady-balloons in the parade (shame on you, Macy’s!) she's more than just the cutest, most fashionable cat out there; she's a badass feminist pioneer, fighting against unequal opportunity in the parade balloon industry. Not to mention, rumor has it she's got some erotic toys stored in her yellow parade airplane! Mee-yow!