The 10 Most Fuckable Balloons in This Year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

Harold the Policeman and Harold the Fireman share the same name and taste in facial hair. Which one you’re into really just depends on whether you’re into the serious, tough, justice-loving type, or the more fearless, excitable, cowboy type (not because those are stereotypes of Policemen and Fireman, but because those are the vibes we get from their facial expressions). At the end of the day, though, either one of these NYPD or FDNY members must give a sweet ‘stache ride.