The 10 Most Fuckable Balloons in This Year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
2. Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob’s Squarepants are just waiting to be unbuttoned. Who can resist a wink from those big, blue, eyes? His spongey body can soak every inch of you up, and his “squidward” tastes like a Pineapple Under The Sea, if you know what we mean.
— EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - NOVEMBER 09: The SpongeBob SquarePants balloon takes a test flight during Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloonfest at MetLife Stadium on November 9, 2013 in East Rutherford, New Jersey. (Photo by Brad Barket/Getty Images for Nickelodeon)
