The 10 Most Fuckable Balloons in This Year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

1. Pillsbury Doughboy

The ticklish, flirty, sticky Pillsbury Doughboy has been around the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Route more than a few times, and this year, he’s got a fresh new face-lift. He’s got oh-so-soft skin like the inside of a pancake, and a body made for post-coital cuddling. Just the smell of him could make you ravenous. If not for the high likelihood of constant yeast infections, he'd be boyfriend material. We’re happy to take him as a fuck buddy though!