Sunglasses to Hide That Your Eyes Were Stolen by a Witch in the Night
Surrey Square Sunglasses ($18)
When you start sporting these, everyone will be asking, “Are those the medical sunglasses you wear after getting cataract surgery?” Just say yes and no one will question you further. Remember, only the witch knows the truth. If you learn magic, you can exact your revenge, and then she won’t be able to hurt you anymore!!
