SPF Lotions That Will Block The Sun But Not Brian’s Unwanted Arm Touching

Clarins Sunscreen For Face Wrinkle Control Cream SPF 50, $35

Concerned about the signs of aging as well as sun damage? This multi-tasking anti-aging cream not only offers UVA and UVB protection, but also defends your skin from wrinkles and age spots to keep you looking young and radiant. But keep in mind, this product will be as ineffective defending against Brian’s unwelcome physical contact as your other male friends who “don’t get what the big deal is.”