Snakeskin Accessories That Will Attract Mongeese
Sliver Suede Crossbody Bag (All Saints, $243)
To a mongoose, this bag is food. You are practically begging one of these hungry little beasts to lurch at you. If you think he cares that this bag has nothing more than makeup and a pack of gum, you’re wrong. He doesn’t even care that an Asian cobra is filled with venom. Get ready for this bag to be wrassled off your body, you silly, silly girl.
