Sleeveless Turtlenecks That Are Perfect for No Fucking Season

Issue 28.3 - Style - Jul 15, 2016 By: Candace Mittel

Contemporary Zippered Turtleneck Tunic (Forever 21, $16.99)

This sleeveless turtleneck tunic sweater is crafted from ribbed knit with cute zippered sides and dropped armholes. It’s perfect for work or a date night in neither June nor October. Wear it in the summer and sweat your neck off, or in the fall and shiver until you just bail and throw a hoodie over the whole fucking ensemble.

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