Sleeveless Turtlenecks That Are Perfect for No Fucking Season

FRENCH CONNECTION Abel Ribbed Turtleneck Sweater (Bloomingdales, $98)

Perfect for a brisk fall afternoon or a crisp winter night, maybe, this pared-down take on the essential turtleneck sweater is stunning. The sleeveless knit design flaunts a longer length for a sleek, curve skimming effect, which will not be worth it because of how fucking uncomfortable you are. This thing would also look good with more sleeves or less neck, you know?